Beijing sucks. It's getting all diseased and stupid.

[Private, Chinese]

I still don't know whose fault it was. I mean, what their name is or whatever. Who the hell were we meant to find and blow up for the stupid exploding people crap? But maybe they'll catch a disease now. Serves them right.

I'm finally twelve. I got some cool stuff.

[Private, Chinese]

I bet you would've been writing Yui-Wui in giant writing or something and brought candy. I'm still pissed off that you never even said anything, you know. It's not fair, nobody said anything before what happened. But me and Christina are gonna make whoever's behind making people explode so they can get weapons out of them pay for that. Just cause we're not adults doesn't mean we can't do anything.

i hate you



don't ta i'll kill you if you take her away too.

CRAP I HAVE TO GET FILLINGS.

It's my brother's fault!

Yeah, I know this doesn't have anything to do with the end of the world or whatever, but it's close enough because going to the dentist AGAIN really sucks.

What? That just sucks! GOOD ONE.

Boredboredboredboooooored.

MAN.

Oh yeah, did I mention I'm bored?

UGH I HATE GOING TO THE DENTIST.

Just because some bitchy AND PROBABLY SMELLY old hag says she blew up the Great Wall and people exploded because of the end of the world doesn't mean I'm gonna believe this is for real. Geez, I could make up stuff like that, too! You wouldn't even know if I'm lying.

I BLEW UP THE EIFFEL TOWER. THEN I WENT BACK HOME FOR DINNER. THE WORLD IS ENDING TOMORROW. TILDE.

P.S. You suck for scaring my sister, everyone who blew up stuff in Beijing!

And lying to kids is really low.

And I bet there's better things to talk about here! Like when video games come out in other countries and things like that instead of secretly making plans to be evil or something.

Wow, people really take all this crap seriously, huh? Who the hell started all of it, anyway? If you make everything explode or blow up the whole world or whatever, you won't be around, either, genius! Are you suicidal or something? That's just stupid! And mass suicide is even more stupid! Dumbass! It's not even funny or cool!

[Language: Chinese]

This is so boring. I need a new game.

Geez! Some people here are real emus!

[Language: Chinese]

Hey, why didn't anyone tell me about this sooner? HEY, SHOU REN! MEI LING! I know you're here! Did you finally decide to let me in on this and send me that weird e-mail? It didn't make a lot of sense, you know. It was pretty vague. But I figured I'd come see what this was anyway. There're all these weird people. What do you do around here, anyway? It doesn't look like that much fun after all. You're just writing about stupid stuff. That's boring! And what're all those ':') >:[ D:' things for?

Well, maybe it'll get cooler sometime.

[Language: English]

So, what's this for? Who're all you people? I'm Zhan Yu Wen. DON'T LISTEN TO MY BROTHER, IF HE USES THIS REALLY DUMB NICKNAME HE CAME UP WITH FOR ME. OKAY? He's just being stupid and lame!